A Golden Cage

11 • 06 • 08 @ 21 • 54 • Danny

Twenty years ago, my first job was to assist visitors of the Computerette–something of an Internet café without the Internet. This small company had been started by someone who did freelance jobs coding some very obscure Cobol dialect. While he kept doing his well-paid job, he hired me to take care of the shop. Besides this rather dull work, he let me do small programming jobs on the side. For this, he introduced me to Clipper, the compiled variant of the then-popular dBASE III language. Himself, he would not dream of quitting his Cobol job for this; even though he loved Clipper and Clipper jobs were abundant at the time. “It’s not about the language,” he told me, “it’s about the problems you’re asked to solve.” While I was coding my first address book application for a start-up law firm, his software was controlling the oil refineries of Pernis (the Rotterdam harbour). I did not understand him back then. Who ever would want to keep coding in Cobol, the language of the past?

At yesterday’s RubyEnRails 2008 conference, a friend told me that I’m in a golden cage: getting paid more in my current job for coding Java, than I could get in another job for doing Ruby/Rails–preventing me from switching to Ruby/Rails. His remark reminded me of my old boss who did not want to switch to Clipper. Am I turning into him? Am I coding in the language of the past? Will I still be doing so 10 or 20 years from now?

No way. It’s not about the language.

Closures And The Ars Rhetorica

23 • 12 • 07 @ 17 • 24 • Danny

How about those annotations? Haven’t they made the once simple and elegant Java language into a unintelligible mixed-up mess of code and metadata? These are just two outcries of despair about annotations that I found on the Internet, both written by able and experienced Java developers:

“We have been seeing this for awhile via XDoclet, and the .NET community is definitely seeing it. I dunno, maybe it is just me, but it scares me. We need to get out some practices for what should be in annotations, and really hope specs will not do crazy things which have you nesting them 5 times.”
techno.blog(”Dion”)

“While the advantages of annotating the code (JSR 175 - Metadata Facility for Java) are somewhat clear to me, I have been wondering what the drawbacks could be. I don’t deny that being able to specify auxiliary information for classes, interfaces, fields and methods is a good thing. What I question is the means we will supposedly use to achieve this, namely, we will be putting the whole stuff directly within the code. If not used with care, annotations could (and most certainly will) massively contribute to code pollution [...]“
Val’s Blog

Next, take a look at this code sample and see if you can make sense of it.

@C1(C=2) @C2(C=3) @C3(C=4) @Private(access=PUBLIC) public class c {
    @X1(Y=1) @Y2(Z=2) @Z3(X=3) @Public(access=NONE) private int i;
    @A1(X="A") @A2(X="B") @A3(X="C") @A4(X="D") public void f() {
    }
}

This is what happens if you unleash a new language feature like annotations into the coding community. All sorts of people start using them to create the worst kind of code you could imagine. Do we really want to enable exoting programming styles like these? Would you want to maintain code like this, with annotations in them?

Of course I’m not serious here. Josh Bloch however, was very serious when he used the exact same arguments against the BGGA closure proposal, in his presentation at JavaPolis the other week. Not that he’s completely against closures, but he did fall back on fallacies like these to scare the audience before coming up with some real arguments against the BGGA proposal. And even those where carefully constructed to discuss only the most complex examples from the BGGA proposal. He “forgot” to show some examples of how closures might actually make life (and coding) a lot easier. Which one do you think is easier to understand and maintain, and is less error-prone?

With closures:

doTransaction(entityManager, {=>
    Person p = new Person("Last name");
    entityManager.persist(p);
});

Without closures:

EntityTransaction tx = entityManager.getTransaction();
try {
    tx.begin();
    Person p = new Person("Last name");
    entityManager.persist(p);
    tx.commit();
finally {
    if (tx.isActive()) {
        tx.rollback();
    }
}

The one thing I agreed upon with Bloch in his presentation, is that there already is a Java-like language that has closures (among other things) incorporated from the start, and that is completely compatible with Java. That language is Scala. It is tempting to leave Java be and turn our attention to the next step in the evolution. Tempting. However, Java is not dead, not even nearly. The reality is that most of us will be coding in Java for many years to come. Our communal knowledge base and level of understanding of the language will only grow, allowing for more complex features to gradually be built into it–and at the same time, make our code clearer and our lives easier.

Neal Gafter (black hat) watching Josh Bloch’s presentation at JavaPolis 2007
Neal Gafter (black hat) watching Josh Bloch’s presentation at JavaPolis 2007

JavaPolis: More About ME

13 • 12 • 07 @ 11 • 51 • Danny

Thursday’s JavaPolis keynote starts with Bruce Eckel doing basically a partner slot — a 45 minute promotion speech for Flex (what else). What’s this doing at a Java conference? How much did Adobe pay for….. — Oh. Okay. I just saw the first demo. I want to use this! Show me more! And it works in everything with a Flash player on it? Where can I sign up?

Stephan Janssen’s keynote on his side project, parleys.com, (no seriously, there’s some great stuff on there and the new (Flex) version looks very slick), gives me some time to recap the last two sessions I saw yesterday. As planned, I chose the EJB 3.1 session over yet another intro into JRuby on Rails. While EJB 3.1 promises some useful new features (WAR packaging, singleton beans, timer service etc), a whole hour is a lot of time to listen to the ins and outs of features and subfeatures.

Then came the moment we’d all been waiting for: a panel discussion with James Gosling, Joshua Bloch, Neal Gafter and Martin Odersky about the future of computing. Literally the future of computing, where most of us had expected or hoped to see a discussion about the future of Java. So what did I learn from this?

  1. Interviewing is a real profession. A panel like this needs a good host who will ask the right questions, ask follow-through questions that are on everyone’s minds, and most of all, can keep the discussion going. Uncomfortable moments of silence at a table with guests like these, with about 2000 people watching, just shouldn’t happen.
  2. “Closures are sexy.” Guess who said that, completely out of the blue? But more importantly, why didn’t the interviewer touch the subject that everyone expected to guarantee some fierceful debate?
  3. a < b is not the same as a - b < 0. In C. I think that’s even a better t-shirt text than “There’s only 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary arithmatic and those who don’t.”

The Keynote Continues

Sun’s Tim Cramer is next on Thursday’s keynote. “Who’s programming Java ME?” he asks the audience. About five people raise their hands. “Who’s done it with NetBeans?” One hand remains in the air.

This shows my doubts about the ever-recurring Sun demos (usually during keynotes) with SunSpots, robots and phones. Fun stuff, but how many of us are actually using it? Most of us are developing web apps — which is not to say that there shouldn’t be attention for anything beyond that, but this is overdoing it.

One last observation: while I’m in deep concentration for writing this blog post, I suddenly hear Sun’s Java evangelista Angela Caicedo talk about “moving my guys around.” Huh? Oh, she’s talking about sprites.

“Please Neal,” Pleads Gosling

12 • 12 • 07 @ 16 • 57 • Danny

Bob Lee’s session on Guice got mixed reviews. Having already seen his introduction to Guice, I had an pretty good idea of what Guice is, so I enjoyed hearing about his 50 or so best practices and previews of things to come. However, I spoke with another visitor afterwards who was less impressed; he had expected more of an introductory session.
Right now I’m in a GWT session where one of the speakers has been delayed and time is being killed by someone demoing GWT applications somewhere on the Internet, followed by another substitute who starts his presentation with the announcement “Let’s see how fast we can go through this stack of slides.” and welcomes every slide with a half-surprised “Okay…” — has he even seen these slides before?
To start the day off, there was a triple keynote: Stephan Janssen, building up via Bruce Eckel to James Gosling himself. Something that caught my attention on one of his slides: Java would enable you to “Learn Once, Work Anywhere”. Is that really true? Even in the Java EE world I’m in, developers are getting more and more specialized, making a switch non-trivial — let alone the gap that exists between business application and real-time development. Yes, the language may be the same, but different libraries, frameworks, and even the entire context within which you’re working may well require you to virtually start afresh, if you’re thinking about switching.
There was of course some obligatory promoting of NetBeans 6 and Java FX; a short and not very impressive demo with Sunspots and robots (read the book, seen the movie — again!); and a plea to Neal Gafter to get closures into Java 7. Which is kind of weird if you think about it: the “father of Java” asking a Googler to please implement the feature the he himself was unable to include in Java in the first place.

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Simon Ritter doing a robot demo

Near the end, I saw a JasperSoft employee losing about 5 litres of sweat: his guest appearance in Gosling’s session went sour when the beamer, switched over to his laptop, remained black for an uncomfortable number of minutes. The gum he was chewing did not help his demo either, by the way.
The GWT session did not end well. Both guest presenters battling for attention, both ignoring any comments one makes about the other’s slides; as well as the text on half of the slides being garbled and unreadable… Fortunately GWT looks slick enough (both code and end result) but definitely needs better promotors.

Warming Up For JavaPolis

12 • 12 • 07 @ 09 • 44 • Danny

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A Late Arrival

11 • 12 • 07 @ 20 • 30 • Danny

This plan was doomed from the start: leave from work at 4PM and try to reach Antwerp within two hours, so I could collect my badge and goody bag tonight instead of tomorrow morning (together with 2000 fellow JavaPolis visitors). It was worth a try, but I should have known you can’t beat the Dutch rush hour at its peek. Exactly one hour late (an hour spent halfway through in a traffic jam caused by people looking at an accident on the other side of the road) I entered the Metropolis building–only to be disappointed by Stephan himself. So that’s one beer less to drink tonight, in an attempt to go to bed early and be on time tomorrow morning.
Anyway, all will be forgotten when I sit down tomorrow for the first keynote–and after that for all those sessions I’m looking forward to: Gosling, Gafter, Bloch… Sessions about EJB3.1 and Guice and Scala… (Of course, since I didn’t get the goody bag with the program yet, I’m listing all these from memory so I’ve probably forgotten one or two). I’m sorry to say I will probably miss the JRuby session with Ola Bini and Charles Nutter: you can only see so many introductions into Ruby and Rails.
And in the meantime I’ve done a little reconnaissance in Antwerp’s town center after checking into the hotel. As always, the city is great fun to be in Christmas time: nicely decorated and full of life (and beer). I had some Belgian fries at Frituur No 1 and walked around town a little. I nearly bumped into someone looking a lot like James Gosling, taking snapshots of the Antwerp cathedral. Perhaps not the right moment to ask for an autograph…

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On the road to Antwerp…

JavaPolis Going Nuclear

11 • 12 • 07 @ 15 • 51 • Danny

Just when I was about to drive off to Antwerp for this year’s JavaPolis, I learned that a fire has started in Antwerp’s nuclear plant ‘Doel’. Apparently the fire is located in a side building and there’s no immediate danger to the public. Which is exactly what I would say to prevent complete chaos from breaking out…

Where To Marry In Paris (Part 3)

11 • 05 • 07 @ 00 • 16 • Danny

(This is part 3 of 3; part 1 is here, part 2 is here)

We returned from Paris late Sunday evening (March 25th).

What remained was images, shreds of memories, and many of them, in spite of the short time we were there:

The Nautilus-like decoration of the Arts & Métiers subway station.

The American girl in the brasserie too close to the Eiffel tower (but we were too tired to go any further), shouting, “Sir, you’re from Philly, sir?” at an unsuspecting Frenchman wearing an Eagles cap.

The closed doors of the Fashion museum that we had wanted to visit after the Eiffel tower and lunch; apparently, the museum is now closed for visits altogether. We were lured to it by an entry in the Lonely Planet guide, promising “some 100,000 outfits and accessories from the 18th century to the present day”. Instead, we kept walking along the Seine to the Museum of Discovery (Palais de la Découverte), hoping to find traces there of the turn of the 19th century world exhibition that took place there in 1937. However, besides the building itself, very little reminded of that historic fact. The museum houses several themed exhibitions, some very entertaining (animals, visual tricks), some extremely boring. In the animal exhibition, a little rat was showing how it had been trained to run around in a maze and get a tasty snack at certain intervals. Somehow, that reminded me of our own wanderings across Paris.
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Where To Marry In Paris (part 2)

01 • 04 • 07 @ 20 • 11 • Danny

(This is part 2 of 3; part 1 is here, part 3 is here)

There’s a lot in Paris to be seen besides museums. Unfortunately, most of these things are outdoors and can best be visited with a bit of sunshine and a pleasant spring temperature. As we had neither of these on our short trip, we had to spend a lot more time inside the shops on the boulevard des Champs Elysées than we normally would have. We had to admire the view of the Eiffel tower from underneath it. And we had to extrapolate what it’s like to spend a day in the park from sitting on a bench in the tuileries for 10 minutes in the only rays of sunlight that we did get.

There is however another very important indoors activity to be done in Paris, as in every part of France: eating! At lunchtime, heavy rains were usually poring down on us, making it impossible to sit down in a park with nothing more than a baguette and some Coulommiers or other cheese. At dinnertime, we were forced to eat out as we stayed in a hotel room, so we really were unable to do some shopping at a nice Parisian market and have a go at the local ingredients ourselves. In short, we couldn’t help but eat out twice a day; and as we felt obliged to do as the Parisians do, we just had to eat a hot meal twice a day as well. What a punishment…
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Where To Marry In Paris (part 1)

01 • 04 • 07 @ 11 • 19 • Danny

Even though Paris is only a 6 hour drive from where we live, we never actually go to the trouble of finding a hotel and driving up there. Until now. It’s been 27 years since I last spent some time in Paris–more time than the average hour it takes to drive through it when we’re on our way to the south of France. 27 years, that’s more than anybody should have to wait to return to Paris. So we finally found a decent hotel (see map below: marker A) and arrived after a smooth enough ride through the streets of Paris (thanks to Eva, who for some reason wanted us to take a scenic route off the highroad when we entered France, but thankfully got herself back on track as soon as we reached the city).

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